A Few “Dad Jokes” To Be Featured In My New Joke Book

Where does all the money in the wishing wells go? Wells Fargo.

What do the Chinese eat their food off? China.

Why did the Police Officer have trouble getting leads for crimes? Because snitches get stitches.

Mom said things were a little tight this holiday season. With Christmas around the corner I’m trying to recall if she said I was getting clothes, coal, or something from Kohls.

What is the most popular food to eat in May? Mayonnaise.

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