Here are a few jokes that will be featured in my joke book that will be released at the end of this month.
- SET LIST FOR THE SOLDOUT CONCERT
- Filling My Time Up In The Shade
- No Search Party
- The Text Message That Never Came
- Never Had Girl Problems
- Friends Aren’t For Me
- Goonies Taking Out The Trash
- Tall Glass Of Bleach For Happy Hour
- Crying On Halloween
- Life With No Love
- Grinch In A Cadillac
- Couldn’t Buy A Like
2. If a ground hog indicates the end of Winter and the start of Spring, what creature indicates the start of Summer? A June Bug.
3. Who is the Ultimate Hipster? The one who can hula-hoop the longest.
4. What kind of music does a rat listen to? Trap.
5. What is the worst way to get arrested at a fast food restaurant? Getting caught
putting soda in a water cup when a Cop is behind you.
Want to be notified when the book comes out? Just leave me your email and tell and soon your autographed copy will be on its way.