A Few Jokes Featured In My New Book

Here are a few jokes that will be featured in my joke book that will be released at the end of this month.

  1. SET LIST FOR THE SOLDOUT CONCERT
  • Filling My Time Up In The Shade
  • No Search Party
  • The Text Message That Never Came
  • Never Had Girl Problems
  • Friends Aren’t For Me
  • Goonies Taking Out The Trash
  • Tall Glass Of Bleach For Happy Hour
  • Crying On Halloween
  • Life With No Love
  • Grinch In A Cadillac
  • Couldn’t Buy A Like

 

2. If a ground hog indicates the end of Winter and the start of Spring, what creature indicates the start of Summer? A June Bug.

3. Who is the Ultimate Hipster? The one who can hula-hoop the longest.

4. What kind of music does a rat listen to? Trap.

5. What is the worst way to get arrested at a fast food restaurant? Getting caught
putting soda in a water cup when a Cop is behind you.

Want to be notified when the book comes out? Just leave me your email and tell and soon your autographed copy will be on its way.

Sign Up Now

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s