A Few Jokes Featured In My New Book

Here are a few jokes that will be featured in my joke book that will be released at the end of this month.

  • Filling My Time Up In The Shade
  • No Search Party
  • The Text Message That Never Came
  • Never Had Girl Problems
  • Friends Aren’t For Me
  • Goonies Taking Out The Trash
  • Tall Glass Of Bleach For Happy Hour
  • Crying On Halloween
  • Life With No Love
  • Grinch In A Cadillac
  • Couldn’t Buy A Like


2. If a ground hog indicates the end of Winter and the start of Spring, what creature indicates the start of Summer? A June Bug.

3. Who is the Ultimate Hipster? The one who can hula-hoop the longest.

4. What kind of music does a rat listen to? Trap.

5. What is the worst way to get arrested at a fast food restaurant? Getting caught
putting soda in a water cup when a Cop is behind you.

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